The earth may be flat but this ass Is Not
when hozier said “with my mid youth crisis all said and done, I need to be youthfully felt cuz god I never felt young”
I don’t understand this…is this heterosexual ?
Genuine ostrich🐧
Three☝️☝️☝️payments🤑💵💴💶
OH!😲
wait, What??😧❓
I’m just goofin'😂🤡
New Boot Goofin'™️😏👢🤠
help, my wife is napping and i miss her but she deserves her rest
If you replace “wife” with “fiancee,” and “napping” with “sleeping after going to bed early,” this is me rn
if you replace “wife” with “master Frodo” and “napping” with “sleeping after Elvish surgery following an incident with a cursed Morgul blade” this is Sam Gamgee rn
not to be epic but i am going to kill you with a rock
cain said this to abel
god said this to the dinosaurs